change is the only constant thing in this universe
Free Samples

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YEEEESSSSS

When you rearrange the letters in the word ‘ASTRONOMER’, you get ‘MOON STARER’.

Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,

THE EYES = THEY SEE,

THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,

DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,

SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,

ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,

SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S

THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,

ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE

and

MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.

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WAIT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE:

HOLMES AND WATSON = WOMANLESS AND HOT

Pretty cool

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having to wake up early on weekends

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having to wake up early 

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having to wake up

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Weekends

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EXPECTATION

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REALITY

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The feeling you get after you turn all the lights off in your house.
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That is the saddest thing I’ve seen

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That is the saddest thing I’ve seen

When you hear a joke and realize it’s about you..
Don’t mess with me when I’m eating or else…
when shopping then you see someone hot

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alone:

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with friends:

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with parent/s:

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